sweet as a eucalyptus, terrible as a tempest
my friend gave me a new personalized dog tag. the old i also got from her.
so i brag to another friend. look at my new dog tag!
and she says, because you're a dog?
the thing is, it's pink, i moaned. what made my friend think i liked pink? the old one was also pink!
because you're a girl! she replies.
oh, so i'm a girl dog? i ask.
hmmm...is this my friend's way of telling me i'm a bitch? 
